Description[] Battle of the felines, a claw v claw beatdown. Catra from she-ra vs Cat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug, who will take the scratching post…..or the win. Interlude[] Cues Invader - Jim Johnston/Theme of DEATH BATTLE! Wiz Cats Boomstick Are we really doing this again? Wiz I don't see you proposing any ideas Boomstick I said we could do beer vs soda Wiz...... Cat Noir, the cat hero of Paris Boomstick and Catra, the villain turned hero of Etheria Boomstick He’s wiz and i'm boomstick Wiz And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win….A DEATH BATTLE Cat Noir[] Wiz Paris, the city of love Boomstick And the city of purple moths that turn people into super villains Wiz Those are akumas, created by the notorious Hawkmoth Boomstick Hawkmoth? Who names themself “hawkmoth”, I don't see a single hawk on him. Wiz Well it probably derives from the real life hawkmoth Boomstick Nope still stupid Wiz Names aside Hawkmoth has one goal in mind, to steal the miraculous of the ladybug and the cat in order to bring his dead wife back to life. Boomstick Better father than mine, i guess Wiz The ladybug miraculous belongs to a girl by the name of marinette dupain-cheng and the cat miraculous by the son of Hawkmoth aka Gabrielle Agreste, Adrian Agreste 'Boomstick' With the power of a tiny floating black cat he turns into Cat noir, seriously what are these names? Wiz That floating black cat is what is called a kwami, Kwamis are sprite-like, "abstract" creatures that give certain power to people with Miraculouses, transforming them into animal-themed super beings. Boomstick And this kwamis name is plagg. Wiz With plaggs help adrian is able to do a multitude of things Boomstick Cat Noir has enhanced physical skills such as superhuman speed, agility, and near-invulnerability. WizHe is fast enough to outrun a pair of panthers, being capable of running at least between 35-50 mph. BoomstickHis increased stamina, durability, and endurance allow him to survive being smashed into a series of cars, a face-plant into a traffic pole, falling several stories, being flung by Gigantitan, and taking a crash landing through Andre's ice cream stand without being dazed or injured. Wiz Like a cat, Cat Noir has enhanced senses such as hearing, smell, night vision, and super stealth. Also, like a cat, Cat Noir can use his claws to climb up surfaces or use them to cut through things. Wiz He's very tough, he once used his staff to flip a city bus, The average city bus weighs between 25,000 and 40,000 pounds, to lift it and flip it, he must've exerted a force over 40000 psi Boomstick And thanks to his fancy ring he can summon his ultimate attack; Cataclysm! Wiz His special power, Cataclysm, allows him to negatively affect and essentially destroy anything that he touches, unfortunately using this move speeds up his super form limit, essentially he can stay 5 minutes as cat noir and using this move removes 1 minute, he can replenish this power by deforming and feeding his kwami Boomstick What do kwamis eat, well it varies from kwami to kwami but plaggs favorite and only choice is camembert cheese Wiz Disgusting Boomstick *laughs* Well with all of these skills there's no question why he’s the protector of paris. Cat Noir Plagg, Claws out! Catra[] Wiz Etheria, a place filled with evil princesses Boomstick Really? You expect me to believe that bottle and femboy robin hood are evil? WIz Perhaps youre not so dumb Boomstick *sticks tongue out* Wiz However for the people living in the fright zone, they were told this story like it was a nursery rhyme but one child seemed to stick out from the rest, seemed to see through the whole evil princess thing and yet still choose to fight for the horde. Boomstick This feisty kitty is Catra Wiz While her origin is unknown it is said that her soon to be best friend, later to be girlfriend, further to be wife; Adora, found her in a box and decided to keep her safe and warm Boomstick And since that day they were inseparable, until adora became the next shera but then they made up….eventually Wiz Catra is Master Strategist, Catra has, time and again, shown to have a brilliant strategic mind; outwitting, outmaneuvering and physiologically exploiting Adora, the Princess Alliance, and even Hordak. In fact, most of the victories won by the Rebellion have been due to the overwhelming power of the Princesses, as opposed to any sort of strategy. When facing off against a stronger opponent, Catra does not meet force with force but rather attacks their weak point. Boomsticks jeez, sounds like my ex-wife WizHow? Boomstick She didnt break people physically but emotionally…..and a i guess a little physical Boomstick Due to her physiology, Catra possesses many cat-like traits such as sharp claws, flexible tail, enhanced strength, and agility. Wiz Catra can see, hear and smell much better than the typical Etherian, whose hearings are very impressive, more than a humans Wiz She’s strong enough to have her claws cut through metal assuming these robots are built to fight, they could probably take around 500,000 psi and catra can cut through then with just her hands Boomstick She’s no weakling, she can go head to head with some powerful people, like when she fought tung lashor, kept up with adora in her shera form, who can lift boulders like keg bottles and bested Lord Hordax, a pretty powerful man. Wiz She carries two weapons on her at all times, a Stun Baton, which can severely hurt adora as shera and the whip she….”borrowed” from Tung lashor after defeating him. Boomstick A whip and a shock stick, are we sure this shows age friendly. Wiz.......anyways! Catra has proven herself to be a fearsome foe and yet she decided to leave the schemes behind when the one she loved realized that catra couldn't live without them. Boomstick In the end, she proved she is no one's pet and will bite and scratch if she has too. Catra Hey, Adora. Pre-fight[] Wiz Alright, the combatants are set lets end this debate once and for all Boomstick Its time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!! BATTLE!!!!![] Adrian Agress walks through the Whispering Woods searching for a way back home, after being struck with a lazer by a cat like villain. Suddenly he sees a girl with blonde hair walk out of a hidden place behind a bolder, along what seemed to be the villain that attacked Adrain It's Catra and no she didn't attack him before this before. The blond girl walks off and suddenly Adrian hears the cat woman speak. Catra I know you're here, whoever you are, you can come out! Cat Noir How did you know? Catra Dude, I could smell your stench from here. [She then pretends to gag, afterwards lets out a her infamous laugh] Cat Noir Well, regardless, why did you bring me here. Catra looks perplexed Catra Listen, I have NO idea who you are and I don't care! As she turns around Adrain grabs her arm, she pushes him away, he almost falls over but does a flip to regain balance Catra WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?! Cat Noir My problem is you, villain, Plagg, claws out! Adrains transforms into Cat noir and Catra doesn't seems impressed Catra My girlfriend does it better than you, but if your looking to fight pretty boy- She gets into her fighting stance Catra Then come at me. FIGHT!!!! Cat noir rushes at her with his fist but she easily get him on the ground multiple times, she chuckles and says Catra Wow, you're worst at fighting than Kyle. Cat noir brings out his staff and proceeds to get a few surprise hits on her but eventually she disarms him again Cat Noir Look, hows about you cool down kitty and i'll give you a treat Catra Oh no, you wanted to dance? She rushes at him getting several hits in, along with sweeping him into a tango dip Catra And I'm a great dancer. After this, Cat Noir notices the crown Catra's wearing and decides that's where the akuma is Cat Noir CATACLYSM!!! He touches the crown, it disintegrates into ash but nothing happens except for Catra getting angry Catra You were about to kill me?! Cat Noir thinks to himself Cat Noir Wait what, then where…wait, it looks like the monster but isn't, it's must be a sentimonster, which means Out loud he says Cat Noir Sorry about that ma’am, Next time I'll go for the heart. He then runs away to feed his kwamii, when he gets behind a tree he says Cat Noir Plagg, claws ou- Suddenly the tree comes crashing down, the sound of the air cracking could be heard a bit away, he looks behind the tree and as he does a bit of blood gets drawn, as a whip come flying past his face Catra OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY! Cat Noir runs away hoping to get some distance but she's so fast for a small second he gets plagg out and feeds him, then immediately returns him to the ring, he’s got one shot at this, he screams cataclysm and runs at Catra, Catra runs at him, Cat noir reaches out his cat to touch her but he does a roll into a leap onto the front of his neck and the spins around his neck to get him on the ground, Catra squeezes her thighs to get him to touch his face, But eventually, Catra squeezes enough to make him touch his face, as Cat Noir turns to dust in the wind, Catra is out of breath and sits on the ground for a bit watching the dust go in the wind. KO!!!!